He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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