She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
