What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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