she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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