did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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