Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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