I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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