This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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