pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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