Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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