YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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