people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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