one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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