she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
it's great music for shaving your balls
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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