fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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