What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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