It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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