I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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