She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I party with great urgency now.
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