I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
