Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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