it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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