Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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