I didn't shave. On purpose
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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