These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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