Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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