Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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