im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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