You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Less talking, more tequila
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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