Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I need to stop coming to work sober
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Come on in and take your pants off
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