Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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