idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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