i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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