I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Four minutes until I can fart!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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