Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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