If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Randomize
