I'm lost and stupid without you.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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