Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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