u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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