Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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