after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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