The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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