Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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