I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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