their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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