How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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