Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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