i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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