i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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