So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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